Happy slapping..?

This UK happy slapping bullshit sounds so stupid i’m having a hard time believing there are fucktards out there capable of coming up with it. Apparently it’s a very real thing, which leads me, once again, to point to the UK as the pinnacle of irony. For a place that used to ship criminal elements to Australia, you’d think it was the other way around. I felt safer in Brooklyn in the middle of the night than i did daytime in London. It is also the one place i have never once seen a native girl i found remotely attractive. Just thought i’d mention that while i’m panning an entire country

What’s up with the UK? Idiot kids, ugly girls and terrible music.
Someone save them!