Ok, so

This fell into my mailbox today. I hope you enjoy it as much as i did:

“Sperm@m@x is your key to @mazing chicks.
When you cum with Spermamax, your bed looks
11ke a little is1and drowning in the 0cean 0f your sperm.
You want a girl, then try Spermamax.
You want a boy, then try Spermamax,
you want twins, then try Spermamax.”

I dunno about you, but i’m definitely getting Spermamax.