It’s that time of the year again. You know, that time when Microsoft releases another operating system or other high-profile product, and Apple breaks out their douchebag license in order to be first in line with the water balloons to spoil the party. In other words, it’s time for another Apple-related rant.
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Oh fuck you Tecmo
http://www.gametrailers.com/video/japanese-bounce-ninja-gaiden/56119 Oh Tecmo. Seriously. Fuck you, you god damn imbeciles. You’re sitting on one of the best action adventure properties of the modern world, and you resort to this shit. You stupid motherfuckers. Watch me Ninja the eff away from your brand.
A darker, edgier Disney
This is just fucking tragic. Warren Spector, you’re one of my absolute game design heroes. Why’d you have to go and do this: Merely concept art, this stuff is nonetheless absolutely abominable. I would love to see stuff like this on Deviantart, but as a visual guideline for a Mickey game? A post apocalyptic steampunk [...]
So Roger Ebert ran my letter…
… where i basically complain that every single time a movie critic looks for a way to describe a film as soulless or shallow they grab for the video game comparison. Call it a pet peeve, because it is. I can’t stand it. At the very least quantify your comparison; call it a BAD video [...]
For the love of god, don’t pay to see Disaster Movie
Two names. Pay attention. Jason Friedberg Aaron Seltzer Together these two men have, reportedly, “skewered” the creative product of other human beings since 1996 through movies like Spy Hard, Scary Movie, Date Movie, Epic Movie and Meet the spartans. Drink that in. Breathe it. I don’t consider myself a conoisseur of comedy, but i definitely [...]
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