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		<title>Privately owned luxury subs for ultimate greatness</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Apr 2007 16:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[http://www.ussubmarines.com/submarines/phoenix_1000.php3*starts saving up* This is a moment for mad ramblings.If i had the money to construct/maintain that thing i&#8217;d: Hire a crew made up entirely of hot asian chicks and/or ninjas. Combination is also acceptable. Hot ninja chicks. Make them wear uniforms that have my name on it, maybe even my face embroidered Train a [...]]]></description>
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<p>This is a moment for mad ramblings.<br />If i had the money to construct/maintain that thing i&#8217;d:
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<li>Hire a crew made up entirely of hot asian chicks and/or ninjas. Combination is also acceptable. Hot ninja chicks.</li>
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<li>Make them wear uniforms that have my name on it, maybe even my face embroidered</li>
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<li>Train a small army of dolphins to defend the sub from angry whales</li>
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<li>Hire an angry whale</li>
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<li>Christen the thing &#8220;Deathshark&#8221;, give it shark decals like jaws etc</li>
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<li>Paint the thing ninja black.</li>
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<li>Fill the thing with traps, in case of boarding by pirates.</li>
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<li>Install a way to electrify the hull in case of boarding by primitive tribes</li>
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<li>Install an unbelievable sound system. On the outside of the hull. When i&#8217;m under the ice caps, scubadivers off hawaii will hear creepy music</li>
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<li>Arm the thing. Somehow! Please?</li>
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<p>If we all get in on it now we could have a FLEET! Imagine! We could rove the seas, solving environmental problems with our supreme knowledge of the seas!</p>
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